djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

kirbyrightbackatya:

followers that send you asks when you ask for asks

rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon